What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Do all rocket engines emit harmful gases into the atmosphere during launch?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why can't flat-Earthers create an agency like NASA to explore Earth to prove it is flat? What's preventing them from doing so?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why are Republicans such intolerant people?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What does it mean when your husband comments and likes other women on social media? He has private IG and TikTok accounts that I have no access to. He has saved videos and pictures of women on his phone.

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Are the seasons in Ireland different from those in Scotland, England, and Wales? Or are they just milder versions of each other?